circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets)

luigisorchestra:

bowtiesandbiscuits:

15th of March 2012.

Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. 

OH MY LORD

I CAN’T EVEN

HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS

sherlocked-and-fandoomed:

andsoheismyjohn:

queenofslash:

enigmaticrose:

buildanewreality:

scr4ggy:

mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it

that’s how we show our anger in england, you see

actually, we did that first

be quiet america you’re still grounded after romney almost happened

ONE TIME

you chose Bush twice

(Source: milkouji)

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

Unlike Wendy

(Source: deppsydoodle)

kyary:

do you like money?

¥£$

phleps:

theirye’re* 

magazinewineparty:

I played this at 4 in the morning expecting it to be Baby so I could annoy my cousin and I think I woke up everyone I was laughing so loud and my cousin was yelling at me to turn it off bc it was creeping her out.

(Source: illneverletugo)

mynamekyle:

I am so fucking mad right now

honestly this gets me so fucking worked up